whenever i am out somewhere there is a 99% chance i am thinking about going home and sleeping
(Source: fuckyeahtxtposts, via eight-phases)
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
(via theironyofchokingonadick)
